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I was hitchhiking on the Amalfi coast when I noticed a convertible buggy barreling up the hillside.
At the wheel was a fashionable pup, green scarf snapping in the wind.
Did he stop to pick me up? No.
Did he toss a small metal tin of lip moisturizer out of the vehicle as he sped by, changing my life forever? Absolutely, he did.